What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can a relationship really last forever?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

Why is rap* a crime?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do you think the beginning of movies is often better than the rest of the film? Is this a common opinion or do others share this view?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”